I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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