yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When did angry sex become our thing?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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