Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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