Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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