38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he was CRYING into my vagina
only you would photoshop your dick
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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