Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
this just has baby written all over it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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