Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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