The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You're a waste of cheezeits
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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