Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You're like the curious george of whores
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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