Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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