U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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