come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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