What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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