Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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