Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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