I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
even my farts smell like vagina
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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