Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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