I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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