The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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