Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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