I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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