You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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