let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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