nut hugger
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she told me i tasted like america
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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