Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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