Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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