Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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