How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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