I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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