How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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