I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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