The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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