Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I AM VODKA MAN
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
