Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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