I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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