I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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