At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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