well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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