I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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