Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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