Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
His nipple licking is glorious
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