We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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