Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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