Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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