And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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