@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
