Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
FUCK WHALES
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