it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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