I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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