it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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