she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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