Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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