She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
